By Michael Sullivan

 

One mistake!  That's all, just one mistake in a lifetime of being good and following the rules.  All right, there was a car crash, broken glass, and blaring alarms.  But is that enough todoom me, Escapade Jpohnson, the most boring kid in the most borin g town in the most boring state in the country, to become a slave to two walking corpses in The Coffee Shop of the Living Dead.